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yup.
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hahahha so absolutely fucking true
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so much pulp
At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:
- No Pulp
- With Pulp
- MORE Pulp
- LOADED With Pulp
They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:
- Loaded With Even More Pulp
- Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
- Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
- Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
- Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
- I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
- Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
- No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
- An Orange
Ag
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on the way to school.
if i forget homework:
if i forget ipod or phone:
LOL THE 2ND GIF
You’re on the phone, and you hear your parent’s footsteps
Ninja!
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That awkward moment when you enter the wrong classroom…
THEM:
And then YOU:
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When you’re watching you’re favorite show and you have to pee
You’re like:
But the moment it cuts to a commercial,
And you run to the toilet like:
After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like
While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like
But then you make it in time so you’re like
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tried this before..
Expectations:
Reality:
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The Little Things in Life. Heck yes, i love this, but i probably prefer a nice baggie pair of basketball shorts.
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Why I live in San Diego
